Ugly Pancake Contest

Well, the artsy pancakes didn’t materialize this weekend, but you know what did?  This ugly thing.
Think you can make an uglier pancake? 
1. It must be mostly pancake batter, and cooked like a pancake.
2. You (or someone) must eat it.
You have until Saturday, May 19, to send me a photo of your creation.  Winner will be chosen by my 4-year-old son.  Honorable mentions will also be included on the site.  Send your photo(s), title, and explanation to